The Spark

“The emancipation of the working class will only be achieved by the working class itself.” — Karl Marx

New Attendance Rules:
GM Owns You

Oct 8, 2007

There’s a new, very harsh attendance program.

Doctors’ notes are no longer acceptable excuses for being absent!

Under the new rules, it’s possible that a worker could have six different occurrences in eighteen months, with a total of eleven missed days and be fired.

The new program chains every worker to the job, then fires them easily when wear and tear begins to take its toll on their bodies.

So the new hires won’t have a regular pension or health care? No matter. The attendance program assures that no one will make it to retirement anyway!