The Spark

“The emancipation of the working class will only be achieved by the working class itself.” — Karl Marx

How to live after we take your job

Sep 4, 2006

Northwest Airlines laid off some 60 workers and on the way out the door gave them some free advice: start dumpster-diving for food and get used to wearing used clothes!

This was no joke – 101 similarly insulting “tips” were in the employees’ lay-off “assistance” packets.

Workers could just see their poor bosses dumpster-diving for caviar and using hand-me-down tuxedos and limos!

But Tip # 53 said it all. “Bicycle to work.” Where? To what job? You just laid us off!